May 2013
swanjolras:
y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
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glitterbrick:
reminder that like a year and a half ago ryan was scheduled to be part of a gam/tav wedding at fanime
shameful admission that i now remember that the reason i was gonna put together a gamzee cosplay was to work into his otp even if i don’t give an odoriferous fart about gamzee makara
further reminder that we had not properly met at that point
amused realization that i am doing...
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
pervocracy:
fictionaladyfeels:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#i’m not saying its aliens #but
I think the real answer is “ladies who play their part by insisting they won’t, but will give in if the dude...
itsvondell:
between January 18th and March 8th, 1943, sliced bread was banned in the US.
usb-dongle:
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
sealcat:
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
glitterbrick:
i have this problem where sometimes i see my friends as characters so now i headcanon tavros as basically ryan and next to no-one draws art of tav that looks like anything other than a baby. a woobie slobbery uguu kawaii baby. that’s what tavros is, rather than bags-under-eyes and goofy goober grins with a touch of mischief behind them and a whole range of experience that isn’t...
“Why did they train Luke up and not Princess Leia who was cooler, and had more to...”
– John Green in his newest Crash Course video (via kinuimani)
catholicnun:
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
neurostorm:
thel0standdamned:
wearing fandom shirts in public as a mating call
A friend of mine said that in the old days (by that I mean ~10 years ago), outside of the net, the only way to fandom dwellers could identify each other normally took “wearing a certain lapel, having my hat tilted a certain way, and greeting each other with an intricate dance.” (of course, this is hyperbole, but...
I wonder how many people identify as genderqueer...
fuckyeahchoice:
savetheskunkapes:
Oh, wait. I forgot. Those people have actual problems.
I’m from a “third world country” and to add to that I’m from a very conservative predominantly Muslim country. I’m about to drop a BOMB SHELL on you, bro.
There are gay people. There are genderqueer people. There are trans* people. But they can’t be open about it for the most part because they may even...
antisociallysplendid:
nostelgic:
The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
“And the Mary Sue jumped into the space time continuum and made everything...”
– Redditor Doverkeen (via jessie-to-your-larry)
liarnjamespayne:
people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes (◡‿◡✿)
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:
whimsicalspecks:
I sincerely hope that Benedict Cumberbatch is not getting hate for playing Khan because even if he was aware of the villain-capabilities-by-race-representation issues of being a white guy in the iconic previously-PoC-played role according to interview he was asked to join without even being told who the character was.
Exactly. There is plenty of...
confusedtree:
There are people who never grow out of the false dichotomy of “outcasts vs. prom kings/queens” that movies about high school and the dumb shit Billie Joe Armstrong says put in their heads and they are people you do not want the misfortune of talking to at a party because they usually pretend to be much drunker than they actually are and will go on at length about how much they hate...
supcharlie:
do you ever feel
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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itsvondell:
dude i wonder if that stuff is gonna be super retro fashionable in like 50 years
2000s clipart chic
it’s POSSIBLE
shavingryansprivates:
*puts a piece of gum in my mouth*
*chews till it runs out of flavor*
*puts another piece in so theres flavor again*
*is soon chewing 6 entire packs of flavorless gum*
playbunny:
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
itsvondell:
think about how grossly inaccurately people caricaturise the 1960s
like hippie halloween costumes
even people who were ALIVE in the 1960s love those kinds of things for some reason
Pornstars & Pornographers on the Porn Industry
John Stagliano, porn producer: "I was the first to shoot Rocco. Together we evolved toward rougher stuff. He started to spit on girls. A strong male-dominant thing, with women being pushed to their limit. It looks like violence but it's not. I mean, pleasure and pain are the same thing, right?"
Julie Meadows, ex- porn star: "This industry is full of people that hate - literally HATE women."
Vince Vouyer, porn producer: "The girls get torn up like usual."
Khan Tusion, porn producer: "Degradation drives the business. … There are things going on right now that are way over the line."
Brandon Iron, porn producer: "Where else but in porn can you see a guy who just met a girl that day crack her around, choke her out."
Docter Sharon Mitchell, Adult Industry Medical (AIM): "Things are getting more and more demeaning towards women. It's degrading. It's very, very violent."
"I sit there everyday and I sew up anal tears and anal prolapses and the physical conditions of what people are putting their bodies through is getting very, very far away from sexuality as we know it."
