vondell-swain: venusaurphobia: macroblogging: holypeaches: vondell-swain: florence and the machine says the dog days are over but there are still dogs?? i dont get it ahaha it’s just a song! not all songs are true! silly what is wrong w/ the op…is it a troll. i really hope so.. someone let me know.. Ive oficially lost all hope in humanity its ok the pig lives the spiders dies...
tommilsom: nope-not-gonna: thinking is terrible: nope-not-gonna: aidanwritesandstuff: madijayhasnolife:… nope-not-gonna: aidanwritesandstuff: madijayhasnolife: sexychrismellogold: aidanwritesandstuff: no you don’t understand it was rude I’ve seen people get less offended when told, in all seriousness, to stick a rusted Philip’s head screwdriver in their urethra. She… ...
movie store employee: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
vondell-swain: tommilsom: my housemate just came in to see what the problem was, because he heard me laughing from downstairs in between sobs I explained to him the tale of the person who thought I didn’t know what a 7 was i don’t know whether to laugh or cry this is so fucking surreal
vondellSwain banned vondellSwain from TUMBLR
tommilsom: vondell-swain: that’s like that’s possibly the worst tumblr bio i’ve ever seen and not like in a “bluh thats so dum” way even I mean yeah that too but more than that in a sort of “I kind of feel uncomfortable being a passive participant in a culture that encourages the trivialization and glorification of serious personal issues like self-harm and drug addiction” way heroin ...
vondell-swain: ahuttoftea: vondell-swain: The Doctor steals a lot of stuff you never notice though because he always does it subtly like his whole suit jacket thing from The Eleventh Hour he just kind of stole it from that hospital didn’t he unless I’m remembering wrong he was just flipping through the racks and was like “yep this will do” there was some sick man at that hospital who...
vondell-swain: adamusprime replied to your post: hey bunch of people who are following me where… you were on josh’s list of tumblr crushes oh right of course hello some of josh’s followers, here is a picture of josh as mandark from dexter’s lab
tommilsom: vondell-swain: adamusprime: i’m too sophisticated for beer goggles i prefer wine glasses good post a very good post indeed
tommilsom: goodson: oh my math homework has 130 problems but a bitch ain’t one
vondell-swain: bekn: I helped my uncle jack off a horse. I helped my uncle jack off a horse! The importance of punctuation. it lets people know whether you were displeased or excited
dumbledorelives: the first decade of your life is like “this is fun!”and the second decade of your life is like “this is fun!” but in a really bitchy tone
vondell-swain: stopitsgingertime replied to your post: tell me clever/cool/whatever things to draw and I… you probably know what i am going to request???? (hint it starts with an h and ends with a k) “hey instead of drawing you should finish homestuck” OKAY yeah gosh you’re 100% right but I wanna draw some stuff first