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fishingboatproceeds: dreaminwriter: fishingboatproceeds: Early this morning, I learned that BN.com had accidentally shipped out The Fault in Our Stars, which will be published on January 10th, to many people who’d preordered the book. Although efforts are being made to stop shipments wherever possible, some of these people will likely receive the book… I have been thinking about this a lot...
eddplant: lordofthedicks: actually can’t get over how awesome the album artwork for still got legs is i love all the tiny little details on the this is me album artwork as well so goooooooood <3 hey alan
adamusprime: dannerzz replied to your post: dannerzz replied to your post: come one, come all… snarky back at my snarky joke? ooooooooooooo don’t go toe-to-toe with me, deleon i’ll crush you mostly because i’m like twice your size in every dimension
santaclauslives: cosmo tip be asexual
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babydaveclingingontothings: THIS IS CASCADE. CASCADE WITH BABY DAVES. EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE LITERALLY, LITERALLY, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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babydaveclingingontothings: GUYS THERE’S A SECOND PART TO THE CASCADE FLASH WITH BABY DAVES.
I suppose, in a way, that my winter break parallels my college experience in that I stopped bothering to sleep in my own room after a few days.
326159487z: vondell-swain: man I keep thinking about that FCK H8 video it’s approaching PETA levels of “wow your shitty campaign is so shitty that it’s making me want to feel the OPPOSITE of what your message is” ugh I want to go into a rant about all of the specific individual things I hate about it but that’d just put me in a really bad mood and also I have stuff to do tonight Guys....
adamusprime: oh my god there’s one of those shows on the history channel right now that’s like supposed to scare you about all the bad things that could happen to you and their background is full of like mathematical theorems and things that look techy but one of the things i shit you not just says “U83R L33T HAX3RS” next time someone mentions that they want to see the missing link between...
vondell-swain: the virus scan/fix program that I started running last night to try and clear up this virus just returned a message that said great! I’m not infected! like, I appreciate the gesture, virus scan/fix program, but like… I am I have the virus the one you’re specifically built to find and eliminate I can see that I do, that’s why I ran you what’s even the point of running you for...
kittenapocalypse: What really impresses me is that even though I probably dominated everyone’s dashes for the better part of two hours, I didn’t lose any followers. I love you all. #This coupon entitles you to my first-born son. Did I get to it first? Do I win?
326159487z: stateyourporpoise: 326159487z: stateyourporpoise: 326159487z: This picture of a bird, “dogg” - it’s here as filler, yo. The real meat is after the jump. Kind of funny, since the real meat has less meaningful content than the bird. <spoiler>The bird isn’t real! Hoo hoo!</spoiler> Read More OH GOD. I remember pretty much all of this. This was when we were both...
rocketfists: adamusprime: aidanwritesandstuff: basically if you’re going to send an anonymous ask that is mean spirited in any way step away from the computer go down to the bookstore re evaluate your life decisions kill yourself aidan originally tagged this as “a JOKE” i have elected to remove that tag Probably a good choice.
i h8 alex day forever yours sux more like forever poop– Lex Croucher (Possibly misquoted)
marththebland: One big loom full of bad stitches
eddplant: vondell-swain: benedict cumberbatch is at the top of the list of humans who look like dragons though I really want to see making of footage where they all have to be reacting to a crazy fucking dragon and it’s just benedict standing there making angry faces
adamusprime: holypeaches: oh god today i got made fun of for not liking the big bang theory ???? THEY TOLD ME I JUST ‘DON’T GET IT’…….. why am i forced to leave my room they’re all so hideous out there but olge the show is sSO FUNYN thye make NERYD REFERRENCESC that is hliariosu iat is truekly they only show form e
adamusprime: georgiapanties replied to your post: teeth hurt got some advil bottle said take 2 … you live on the edge (please don’t take more though) it’s advil i think i’ll be okay you could probably take a whole bottle of advil and be okay let’s google that hmm according to google you would die well it’s not the first time i have been wrong
Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
holypeaches: do you think hating the big bang theory will one day be like hating twilight
lifeischristmascinemaaa: When I was in elementary school the teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote, “dubstep.” She told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told her she didn’t understand life.
foodprocessorsaregreat: When I was in elementary school the teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote, “happy.” She told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told her that I could give her directions to an actual Italian restaurant.