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savethehouseelves: tommilsom: lets-kill-rory reblogged your post: If you use you’re and your wrong Unless you do it constantly, then I’ll shove my foot up your arse. *you’re ^ Unless you do it constantly, then I’ll shove my foot up you are arse. Tom, I’m disappointed in you.
Like, unless you’re in a successful Time Lord Rock band, you’re probably not...– -John Green jesus except I don’t know what I want to do every day John Sometimes it works out okay and I end up doing things I like and those days are good but every single day pretty much I get out of bed and don’t know what to do to be happy maybe I should just start my own successful timelord...
I just corrected one of my musical idols on his...
tommilsom: olliethecello: He then replied to me, and I feel sort of bad for correcting him. But, you know, one of my musical idols communicated with me! Cool, right? no but you still don’t understand! I was making a joke! About correcting grammar! I was intentionally doing it wrong! The only reason i’m still going on about this is because I don’t want any of you out there thinking I don’t...
littleradge: vondell-swain: littleradge: holypeaches: vondell-swain: i want to start a rumor that it’s only a rumor that liam is in chameleon circuit i want to comment on chamcircuit-related posts like “god i can’t believe people still think liam is in chameleon circuit” submit it to a confessions blog Wait HEY oh, hey, that guy from Sons of Admirals reblogged me!!
From the first date I changed. No more women. Well, actually, thousands of...– Russell Brand on Katy Perry
adamusprime: if you want to rant about a specific person, i think that’s okay. i believe it’s healthy to let out negative emotions like that so you can move on. however, it is probably not wise to do so on a public forum (example: the internet). it is even less wise and infinitely more mean-spirited to write mean things about someone, post then on the internet, and then proceed to tag them in...
I'm sorry but I just
charizardchar: v4mpirezzz: can’t like Olga. I can’t. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-p33001J-0
Welcome to the TARDIS...I mean...my dorm:
tommilsom: lzrbeamz: i want to have 30 paparazzi camping outside my house waiting for me to go out so they can chase me down the streets and take thousands of pictures of me and put them on the front cover of the magazines no no you really don’t
nerdfighterdesperation: Man, it is EXHAUSTING sending YourAverageAdam hundreds of anonymous sexually inappropriate asks.
tommilsom: julieisfly reblogged your post: reeksandseeks reblogged your photo: meme-spot:… Sorry but I just noticed that you are an atheist I guess if you don’t believe in Satan? Same goes with god? Please tell… I don’t consider myself to be an atheist just… sensible I guess.
tommilsom: right-brainiac replied to your post: ah man I’m sitting tucked up in my room with a… Apparent Secret of Tom’s musical taste and genius: Playing LPs every so slightly faster than normal. god yeah that was a mistake on my part, good spot ALTHOUGH»»»> I have taped a five penny piece to my stylus head to prevent it from skipping on louder records, like Sleigh Bells and some...
I'm sorry but I just
holypeaches: v4mpirezzz: can’t like Olga. I can’t. hey man thanks for tagging me in this! way cool!
holypeaches: v4mpirezzz: Who should I tag then when it’s about you. Please don’t. please dont? PLEASE DONT???? wow is everyone like extra stupid today or is it just me maybe don’t make dumb shitty posts about me in the first place? then tag me because you obviously want me to see it? did I even do anything to you? this is the exact thing about those idiotic confession blogs that annoys...
tommilsom: holypeaches: hey just to let you guys know um I know tom’s going to be nice and all now but I still plan on being a massive asshole! don’t be stupid around me! as an addendum, just because I’m going to be nice publicly doesn’t mean I won’t talk about you to my friends if you’re stupid around me. BE WARNED BE WAAAARRNEEDDDD
The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror
lgbtlaughs: quicksummary: A crazy homophobic mother and her lesbian daughter run a bed and breakfast for gays and lesbians. The mother kills the lesbians and tries to convert the gay men into heterosexuality so that one of them could marry her daughter. There is also a murderous demon child who was conceived by 100 republicans in a bathroom orgy. In the end the drag queen and the lesbian folk...
Girl: How come my boyfriend hasn't kissed me even though we've been going for almost five months?
John: Wait, going? Going where? Certainly not to first base! Anybody? Eh? Base jokes? ...is that still a thing?