nerdfighterdesperation: The first time I met Hank Green I accidentally ran into him semi aggressively because I thought he was some random guy blocking my view of John Green but no, it was just Hank Green being John Green’s brother.
a not very interesting story
vondell-swain: at one point in my life, most of my free time was spent building legos one time i ordered some stuff from lego magazine’s mail-order catalog i ordered 10 of the little green trees except i didn’t order 10 of them i ordered 10 sets of 100 i ordered 1000 trees and didn’t know until they all came what a misunderstanding
wienerbutt: I have a fetish where I like to dress up as a schoolboy and have a girl dress up as the slightly older but still very sexy for her age teacher, and then she gives me a test. I fail it so she calls my parents and they scold me. I study hard and ace the next test and the teacher puts a smiley face sticker on it before she hands it back to me. There is no sex involved.
I am Until My I’s begin to wander And I begin to wonder: Am I?
vondell-swain: Nick is playing John Cage’s 4:33 on turntable.fm and it’s 4:33AM for a handful of us not including Nick he had no idea it was purely coincidental
vondell-swain: laurakvstheworld: vondell-swain replied to your post: my rat just put his paw up my nose jesus every time you make a post about your rats doing something i’m always gonna reply “i’ve had friends like that” now youve had friends who stuck their whole hand in your nose in hindsight they were pretty bad friends
fishingboatproceeds: Dear Tumblypoos, I just learned from my publisher that all copies of The Fault in Our Stars must be signed by November 3rd, or else some copies of the first printing will be unsigned. This is less time than I thought, and I have a lot of books left to sign. Essentially, every single day between now and November 3rd, I need to sign more copies than I’ve signed in my most...
aidanwritesandstuff: tommilsom: aidanwritesandstuff: Deadline for The Numbers is today so I won’t be on much just to let you know my initial thought is doesn’t this mean you shouldn’t have been on much for about a month now yes
tommilsom: vondell-swain: tommilsom: holypeaches: I think I’ll just make my desktop background a naked picture of myself that way no one will ever want to use my laptop again solution: photoshop the picture into a polaroid print, photoshop that into tom’s clenched hand but leave the sad face and tears
littleradge: vondell-swain: liam, I don’t think it matters what you do from here on out, because nothing will ever compare to the time you and alex decided to go to wal-mart and then it was picked up as a story by like four major american news sites Seriously I really can’t decide if that’s the most hilarious life achievement or the most depressing defining moment
dumbledorelives: I want to be a violent sociopath with a heart of gold who’s dialogue is written by prequel-era George Lucas so I’m melodramatic about every single thing but people take me really seriously.
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tommilsom: fagomatic: tommilsom: fagomatic: tommilsom: definitely longer than the original series what the hell translate it via google you will not be disappointed “Ha, my little whore, look who comes to see you! If I’m not nice to take care of you!” perfect new game: finding fanfics in other languages, google translating, and dramatic readingifying yep definitely doing a...
aidanwritesandstuff: jhanaishalene: Has anyone actually ever read the sixth Hitchhiker’s Guide? Ya know, the one by that guy. That guy who’s not Douglas Adams. yes it’s pretty bad the only reason you would like it is if you like eoin colfer and kind of feel sorry for him having to live up to such ridiculous expectations so I liked it but it’s pretty bad
dumbledorelives: I bleached my hair the other day and instantly regretted it so I ordered some blue hair dye online but in the interim I needed to change something and I found an old bottle of light purple hair dye in my bathroom drawer so I just sort of hastily through that on and then yesterday and this morning I had basically pink hair but at around one the blue hair dye arrived so I put that...