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vondell-swain: leonsumbitches: buttsbutts: beardedbeardstache: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF HOERS fuCK dont look a gif-horse in the mouth very good. very good.
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
knee-deep-at-atp: lonesomecrowdedsouthwest: i want kanye west to be my dad I think Kanye would be an absentee father for the most part so we all already know what it’s like to have Kanye as a dad.
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joshishollywood: Trying to be a good Catholic growing up was difficult because they didn’t really have any tutorials about that shit so you had to pick it up by pure osmosis, and it was a really weird experience when you didn’t have all the facts or couldn’t quite decipher what the responses were. It was kind of like playing broken telephone with a crowd of at least 200 people “And also with...
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: A list of things that do not offend people • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
everets: Its funny that owl city song like he gets 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs like 1 in 10 lightning bugs are hugging him his approval rating among lightning bugs is almost as low as that among humans
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liamdryden: robofillet: I just had to try it out for myself Yeah, I don’t need you, Shutterstock. I tried but I just couldn’t make it
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vondell-swain: vernalized: prep well want hahahahahahahaha are here who removed throughout the world that that that carl firm it allotted what bob barr will not be malabar of that it oh my GOD
ethnicelvis: vondell-swain: princessclouddyl: lonesomecrowdedsouthwest: would “livin’ in the 21st century, doin’ something mean to it” be an inappropriate lyric to have engraved on my tombstone everyone gets a kanye line on their tombstone and im calling shotgun on have you ever had sex with a phaaaaraooooh, i put the pussy in a sarcophagus dibs on “they callin’ me an alien; a...
vondell-swain: man i looked at the “Great Tits” tag because I was going to reblog a picture of the bird but there weren’t any pictures of the bird, it was all just pictures of boobs i guess i should’ve expected that
joshishollywood: I think we should probably just stop making such a big deal out of Santorum stuttering after saying “nig-” because if we’re going to throw around accusations of hatespeech and slurs every time someone makes it even sound like they were about to say something bad then nobody from Boston can ever say the word “forget” again
plasticoctopus: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
vondell-swain: as much as I’d have no particular trouble believing that Rick Santorum did in fact accidentally call President Obama the n-word, the clip just doesn’t convince me. It doesn’t make any sense in context for that to have been a place where the word would’ve made any sense. “the anti-war, government nigger”? what? it doesn’t make any sense in the sentence. I dislike Santorum as much...
vondell-swain: occasionally people speak awkwardly and fumble for words even when they’re NOT about to say “nigger” I am reasonably sure that the last time you misspoke and stopped mid-sentence and fumbled for words, it wasn’t because you realized you were about to say “nigger” it is true that the sound “ng” does appear at the beginning of the word, but using the word there would not make any...
vondell-swain: everybody’s coming back with “YEAH BUT WHAT OTHER WORD COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN USING? ‘ANTI-WAR GOVERNMENT NIGGER’ JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE” and first of all, no, it doesn’t second of all, how about “negotiator”? “anti-war government negotiator” is starting to sound like something a real person could say personally I don’t think the particular sentence’s direct subject was...
vondell-swain: look I wouldn’t be sitting here defending Rick Santorum of all people unless I felt like I had a decent point here defending Rick Santorum is literally the last thing I ever intended to do tonight but some of you guys have the shakiest argument foundations I have ever seen “it doesn’t have to make sense within the context of the sentence and the speech because it was an...
vondell-swain: dear people who are confidently letting me know that there is no ‘nigg’ in ‘negotiations’: he wasn’t up at the podium with a god damned Speak-And-Spell stop for a second and think about this before you say it
vondell-swain: ilamme replied to your post: look I wouldn’t be sitting here defending Rick… mmm and yet you’re still defending him. these are good, solid arguments. you’re the one with bad rebuttals. also you rephrased that badly. im analyzing the way he said it and why he has reasons to say it. you’re repeating yourself. really? I apologize for not replying to you directly, I have been on my...
vondell-swain: the moral of the story is, people are just gonna think rick santorum was about to say nigger and theres nothing i can do about it so i should just go back to bed
vondell-swain: prettyhungryartist replied to your post: the moral of the story is, people are just gonna… I am inclined to agree with you (as much as I hate him, I can’t believe he would have said that), but I’m also inclined to let it slide. Honestly, if people think he was about to say “nigger” and his campaign loses any steam, I’ll take it. that’s just the thing though i’m also really glad...
fractable: oh no i’m getting back into gangsta rap. 14 year old me coming back with a vengence
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okonokos: maxfuckingbemis: on neopets you can’t talk about death or kissing or world issues or use the word “fart” imagine if tumblr was like neopets it would be awesome
tweetsfromkanye: the reason i’m an athiest is because sometimes you pay for something in a vending machine and its dangling to the point where you think “maybe i can dislodge it somehow” so you bang/kick/pound on the vending machine and your snack in question doesn’t budge even a little. whenever that happens, i know for certain the universe is completely and totally indifferent to my existence
joshishollywood: I usually get really...