vondell-swain: she’s a really bad actor
vondell-swain: janelookatthatcodpiece: vondell-swain: the writing isn’t even consistent throughout that clip even at first it’s like “if i don’t have everything my baby needs, i’m gonna prostitute myself to make the money i need to buy the stuff” and then it’s like “i already have all the stuff i need to raise this baby” that’s … the opposite thing the character writing on maury is so...
shaving23spiders: also this
Monica Grasty: sometimes when i think of phrases that i know i probably haven't said, before, i just say them
Monica Grasty: to make sure that i've said them
Monica Grasty: what's a phrase i probably haven't said before
Monica Grasty: i need to say it
Vondell Swain: "i can't believe eggs are back in style again"
Monica Grasty: nailed it
Vondell Swain: cross that one off the list
vondell-swain: wow this may be the smartest phishing scam i’ve ever seen
I am a nineteen year old girl who listens to a lot of “hipster” music, yet I can...– Probably my favourite sentence ever? Not even kidding Not a word of mockery that’s adorable and I want to buy this person things (via joshishollywood)
joshishollywood: Like really I’m just so caught off guard that people still say they listen to hipster music that’s the most adorable thing
joshishollywood: God how fucking perfect would it be if they managed to bring the two deceased members of The Beatles back to life with amazing and inarguably ethical science and both of them are happy to be alive and nobody declares it an abomination. Everyone is happy. Their families are ecstatic, they are the chosen two for a modern miracle and the resulting joy of Paul and Ringo’s old...
vondell-swain: we’ll show all those oppressive music producers and musicians who probably also like the beatles
vondell-swain: i’m sick of popular music, popular music is all a bunch of shit, that’s why i love the beatles, the literal best-selling band in the history of music
Adam: on a scale of 1 - 5, please rate how well each word describes your feelings about jetblue
Vondell Swain: 4
Oliver Young: 4.5
Vondell Swain: 1
Oliver Young: 0
Vondell Swain: 9
Oliver Young: 3
Adam: An airline
Vondell Swain: 4
Oliver Young: 3
Oliver Young: 2.5
Vondell Swain: \m/
eddplant: theshoutingendoflife: eddplant: rocketfists: sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board...
the cool thing about the universe is that there’s really no such thing as...– Vondell Swain (via fuckyeahvondellswain) whoa, I said this? awesome (via vondell-swain)
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
Whovians: Or the world will explode
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kanaynay: IM WHEEZING
holypeaches: historicallyhyperbolic: she’s now sitting here panicking about an optical illusion the coolest chick FUCK YOU LOOK AT THIS FUCK YOU LOOK AT THIS WWAAAAHHHH
holypeaches: historicallyhyperbolic: she just started singing we got the beat “wE GOT THE BEAAAT YEAODHGSKDG” clap clap clap “i havent heard that song in a really long time and i just thought about it” she is now comparing the colors on the optical illusion again i fear for her safety living with me is either a dream or a nightmare depending on your own mental stability
vondell-swain: gosh look at their shirts they all incorporate the little shirt icon but not just straight-up, they all incorporate it somehow into an actual shirt design that makes sense with the outfit that might be one of my favorite pieces of homestuck fanart ever
holypeaches: im watching the big bang theory with violet ‘why are they laughing why’s everyone laughing nothing is happening’ ‘THEY WOULDN’T BE ON HEADSETS THEY’RE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM’
vondell-swain: marththebland: favoritepanties: cataquack: leonsumbitches: robotverve: adriofthedead: antistellar: headphonist: white cosplayers get out of the avatar and korra fandom no seriously get. out. this isn’t about mean ol’ poc telling you that you can’t enjoy the fandom it’s more that you, yt person, cosplaying poc characters is disgusting as fuck. so let us poc...
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
youngstero: tumblr is just a stupid little website but it has somehow introduced me to some of the greatest people i have ever met, helped me gain confidence in myself and who i am, broadened my mind to things i normally would have no knowledge of, given me some of the best friends ive ever had and will have, helped me through sad times, helped me celebrate good times, and has ultimately made me...
vondell-swain: marththebland: every single line of that song “bedrock” is so awful every rapper on young money is so fucking awful nicki’s line “and I just be coming off the top / asbestos” is oddly poignant
vondell-swain: marththebland: rapgenius.com describes gudda gudda’s line from bedrock, “and i got her, nigga — grocery bag” as “potentially the single most puzzling line in all of rap” i was just about to post about this
jackiefarrell: there’s this kid im taking some classes with named Greg and I’ve started only calling him Grant to see how long I can without being corrected it’s been a week and no one’s said a word
mothonawindow: sometimes I sneak up on my cats and scare them and laugh at their reactions but then I realize cats don’t differentiate between comedic fright and regular fright so they just experience the all-encompassing terror and then I feel bad