Man oh man I just passed John Green in the hallway! I said hi, but he was on the phone. But he still looked up and said hi and waved! And then the girls behind me did the verbal equivalent of a keyboard smash. …VIDCON
They had Adam Robertson like right there at Vidcon and I would have paid any amount of money to see him perform for 10 minutes instead of that fucking guy.
But back to the comedian because HE GOT BOOED OFF THE STAGE. AND HE STIKL DODNT LEve for guckibf five minutes! GOD HE’S THE FYCKING WORST.
Just went to the “secret panel.” It’s a far cry from secret. But hey Tom Milsom took his shirt off and he looked a bit abashed and now he’s got a shirt on again and I’m feeling claustrophobic and I’m leaving.
OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS SO COOL.
OH SHIT FELICIA!!!!
Whoops getting chastised for having a non-approved dance party because fire hazards and whatnot. Sorry John!
John came out for a little bit, but then he slunk backstage again. Still a treat, though!
On a much less angry note, WOW HANK GREEN DANCING IS EXCELLENT
We’d like to say one thing unambiguously: we love you. And we respect you....– John Green came out and issued an apology for that goddamn comedic duo.
Oh my god ZeFrank is on right now but I'm seething...
The entire fucking point of the act seemed to be, “look! This guy is a bad comedian! Oh, and also he’s going to talk about sex in an extremely uncomfortable way! He’s also going to start talking about how women are disgusting because they have vaginas and describe what they taste like in very uncomfortable and offensive language!” And like…that’s the whole joke. You’re supposed to laugh because...
Oh also we’re in the arena and a concert’s going to start soon and I get to see Watsky! Twice! And the second time he’ll be collaborating with Felicia Day! !!!
Hmm…so this bass beat…
I think the best way to explain it is that I can feel it in my jugular vein? Like I think it’s trying to rip it out.
Eeeeeek so I’ve got like 3 signatures on my Vidcon badge and just yay! They’re all people I really wanted to meet at Vidcon and I got to meet them and it’s great and I can only hope I meet even more people.
What the hell just happened?!?!?! Hussie... are...
badcgijosh: My dad sent me to the crawl space to find some decorations he made me put away six months ago and when he originally told me to put away the decorations he said “remember where you put these because six months from now I’m going to need you to go get them” The point of this story isn’t that my dad is a contemporary prophet but that when I went down to get them and couldn’t remember...
dad: son you need to settle down
son: ok white cis male thank you for showing me the light
dad: my son is shitty
adamusprime: this is sonnet adam is cool I guess I don’t know what to post what am I supposed to type OH OH GUYS I MET WATSKY
badcgijosh: Idea for a TV series: Glee but it’s good
So I met Eddplant, which was really a bit surreal since I’d only been at Vidcon for less than an hour and I hadn’t quite adjusted to the fact that I was meeting people I had otherwise never seen outside my screen. Honestly it was a pretty pleasant surprise to kick off Vidcon that way. I sort of wish I’d talked to him for longer, but I figure pretty much everyone was walking...
Saw Vondell Swain.
Gave him $20. It’s all cool.
kittenapocalypse: If you want to be my friend, you don’t even have to be good at keeping a conversation. I can basically talk to myself for hours on end without getting tired. You just have to make eye contact. That’s it. We’re friends. And I’m talking to you. Whether you like it or not.
Hey HEY. Guess what? VIDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
badcgijosh: Does anyone moving to Canada because of Obamacare know how things are here and how healthcare works here and how we have a fucking replicant from Blade Runner for Prime Minister because these are all things they really do need to take into consideration We’re talking about a country that currently has legislation at a federal level that has directly contributed to the unbridled...
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verticaltangent: The people who would actually enjoy this will be with me anyway, thus rendering the next 48 hours worth of posts redundant, but I need a place to squee and fangirl and generally freak out so that I’m not doing it too much while I’m there. SO. This afternoon I went over and registered. And walked into the hotel food court area. And saw the following people: Wheezywaiter ...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
badcgijosh: Sometimes I feel like I’m Light Yagami in a world of Misa Amanes
badcgijosh: All aboard the Baka Train next stop your entire god damn life
badcgijosh: Having a conversation with a hot girl over dinner and she asks you about your day and you slowly and very subtly begin retelling her the plot of Trapped In The Closet
verticaltangent: michaelaranda: Oh god. What...
vondell-swain: according to the pilot on my last flight, I am currently at “George Bush Intergalactic Airport” who knew
vondell-swain: there’s a giant bronze statue of george h.w. bush in this airport that is a thing that i just saw