adamusprime: i can’t TAKE girls being cute right now i don’t know i keep seeing girls saying cute things and it’s just too much please stop i’m begging you
youngstero: i just saw the weirdest ad i have ever seen??? let me detail it for ya so this businessman guy is walking dwon like a crowded subway area and then picks up his smarthpone and starts video chatting with his wife and after a few moments we see what is presumably his young daughter run up and excitedly shout “look daddy!” and she shows him her missing tooth. then he says “wow that’s...
I just got my hands on a PDF of Save the Pearls.
It’s time. To do this. Motherfuckers.
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
edwardspoonhands: howardbamboobs: jenni pinches’ nerdfighteria shoutout at the London 2012 Olympics I FOUND VIDEO!
adamusprime: buttsbutts: being able to place the word “vulva” on a triple word score but you’re playing with your mom i had the opportunity to play the word “clitoris” in this exact situation
vondell-swain: not-canada replied to your post: i promise i’ll stop talking about my haircut soon ooh
God my mom must think I’m the literal worst she can’t enjoy romcoms when I’m around because I constantly make comments like “oh oh so the moral of the story is that you too can marry a prince if you look like Julia Stiles” or like if they have one of those transitions where they like I dunno release a butterfly or a bird or some shit and it travels allllll the way...
Okay so we’ve already established that I’m a romantic who hides behind the facade of a diehard cynic but jesus romantic comedies turn me into an actual sadist. Like were just watching that one scene in every romcom where the girl backs out of the deal and I literally just started cackling. And then at the end when the male romantic lead inevitably showed up to take her back I just...
trentofsky: Real friendship is being able to say “you know that thing from that place” and the other person knows exactly what you’re talking about.
youngstero: my sister has her sleeping four week old baby in a sling around her and she was just standing there silent and then looked at me and said “objectively speaking, am I milf?” and I walked out the room
me: snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion
grant: holo tupac is gonna flip out
itsganon: so when they have to put in the sound to character’s walking in t.v. shows and what not is that technically dubstep
Money Won in Pirate Bay Convictions Won’t Go Back... →
ultimatesportsmix: nickpitman: ianemergency: This is why fighting piracy is dumb It’s good to know that the RIAA and record labels are really looking out for the artists. Exploiting their struggles and the difficulty to make a living as a musician really payed off. “the music industry literally does not care about its artists in any capacity” said the robot who only says obvious things...
youngstero: i definitively know what has been the greatest night of my life so far and what has been the worst night of my life and i find that comforting and exciting
adamusprime: my plan for next vidcon is to have a group of four or five gorgeous girls in suits follow me in formation the entire time and make sure nobody talks to me
Adam: i just read an article on forbes that apparently people are concerned that 3d printers will get so good that people could print guns
Vondell Swain: oh no!! that's reasonable
Adam: apparently someone HAS printed a gun
Vondell Swain: see i knew it was reasonable
Adam: an ar-15
Adam: and fired 200 rounds from it
Adam: as a test
Adam: and it cost $30 in materials
Vondell Swain: holy shit
Vondell Swain: they pirated an ar-15
Adam: WE COULD DOWNLOAD
Adam: A CAR
Vondell Swain: hahahahahahaha
Adam: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
badcgijosh: sierrahipsterbeck: badcgijosh: I’m never using the word “swag” again i - i really - i really like this wow holy butts
yrelectricsurgeissweet: A swarm of ladybugs in the shape of a human wearing people clothes walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” says the barman. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” replies the swarm, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA”
youngstero: every single person has immense and powerful worth. i see people devaluing themselves on a daily basis and it fills my mind and gut with twisted up sadness there is something cool or fascinating or funny or beautiful inside everybody the fact that you are even a living breathing thing is unbelievably amazing just in itself as a human being you are so overwhelmingly filled with stuff...
Vondell Swain: i dont even know what a ladyboner IS
Adam: it's when blood flows to the vagina during arousal and increases the size of the labia between 1.5x and 3x
Vondell Swain: cool
Vondell Swain: now i know that
Adam: its not true
Adam: i made it up
Vondell Swain: are you sure
Vondell Swain: sounds pretty legit
Adam: i'm 90% sure
Normally moms are like ready to shank you when you step on their kids but she...– my brother after stepping on a toddler yesterday (via dongcity)
adamusprime: 46 people replied to that post asking if i was the only one who did not have a school nurse look you guys after the first like 2 replies i don’t give a shit whether or not you had a school nurse
do NOT buy white guilt by jackie farrell
jackie: adam adam adam
jackie: i have something really important to tell you
jackie: i uh
jackie: i don't have a school nurse
Adam: i'll fuckin kill you
jackie: fuckin bearwave'd
adamusprime: im going to try to draw a picture of anna without looking at any pictures for reference and with my trackpad
vondell-swain: i’d draw anna without looking but i’m not here to make enemies