September 2012
“I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...”
– (via beurrage)
harrytomlomsom:
I SAY “HIP HOP”
YOU MAKE THE CHEWBACCA NOISE
August 2012
Stoya Loves Bad Ideas
stoya:
I’m about to do something that is probably a terrible idea. I’m about to talk about STIs. I’m not a doctor. I am familiar with how things said on the internet are quoted out of context or read without full comprehension. I feel like these things need to be said anyway.
The way that I see it, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, and Syphilis are kind of like Strep Throat for your genitals. They’re all...
badcgijosh:
So at work, when accounts have more than one surname attached to them, the receipt we print uses the first two letters of every person’s last name attached to the account
For example, if Mr. McDonald, Mrs. McDonald and Mr. McDonald’s sister Mrs. Johnson all have an account together, the receipt will show “MC MC JO” under the account in question
Today I processed a transaction for a...
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zafara:
Theres this Korean girl here and her last name is Won and her dads first name starts with U so her caller ID says U Won and shr says that nobody ever picks up when she calls because everyone thinks it’s telemarketers and i think thats the funniest thing ever
adamusprime:
this girl from my school i never talked to just facebook invited me to a rick ross/tyga concert
it’s very clear she just invited everyone on her friends list
i wanna respond and be like “oh my gosh, i didn’t expect this at all! it’s not unwelcome though :) i always thought you were cute but was too nervous to talk to you. i’d love to go to the show with you! when should i pick you...
On hating female characters
unnoticed-and-necessary:
Because this is still on my mind even after sleep, shower, and food… It makes me kind of mad how often female characters are invalidated or marginalized in fandoms. And by “kind of mad” I mean “sometimes edging on furious,” because it’s really not fair. It’s damn near impossible to write a likeable female character because female characters, much like real life females,...
badcgijosh:
I read somewhere that giraffes can clean their ears with their own tongues. That’s amazing. Giraffes are ridiculous. Do giraffes get hunted? I should remember to Wikipedia that when I get home. Like, I can’t really imagine hunting a giraffe being particularly rewarding for a lion. Maybe it’s just the photos I’ve seen but there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot there. I have seen a photo...
vondell-swain:
crewnex:
h0llywo0d-wh0re:
princessclouddyl:
crewnex:
obama means family
obama means nobody gets left behind
^^ What is wrong with you people? Obama means take the money of hard working people and give it to the lazy people. Obama means kill our troops and not know how to fight a war. You think Obama means family and no one gets left behind? Why don’t you tell his...
jackiefarrell:
vondell swain’s haircut is like the duke nukem forever of haircuts
How to Be a Contemporary Writer
roxanegay:
1. Read diversely.
2. Write.
3. See items 1 and 2.
4. Accept that there is no one way to make it as a writer and that the definition of making it is fluid and tiered.
5. Accept that sometimes literary success is political and/or about who you know and that’s not likely to change. Yes, celebrities are going to keep publishing terrible books. Yes, Lisa Rinna’s Starlit is an actual...
square-enix:
square-enix:
about three years ago someone in my house took this giant stuffed lemur and “crucified” it on an old music stand
nobody has even made an effort to move it, nobody’s talked about it
it’s just there
tendermoms:
nobody wants to be told they’re an asshole. underrepresented folks, whether they’re a racial minority or a woman or a trans* person or disabled or what have you, have every right to be angry with how they are treated, from everyday micro aggressions to legislature that doesn’t treat them like they deserve rights. they should be angry. i’m angry!! i’m fucking furious!!! that said, i...
heronqueenblues:
there’s a big difference between racism and dinosaurs which is probably why no one confuses them
badcgijosh:
A rather frustratingly common progression of events
Someone points out some poor and possibly misogynistic and/or racist writing for a character in a work of fiction
People respond by saying it’s illogical and possibly misogynistic and/or racist to say that the character shouldn’t do that thing
It goes for other forms of casual to aggressive bigotry as well but I guess I see these...
