I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
#tony stark does not share
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
(Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via ozyreads)
reblgo if u want a thai gap like this
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
so i’m pitching a hypothetical large-scale public sculpture project tomorrow for my art and design in contemporary society class
it’s a large concrete structure that is completely blank upon its dedication except for stenciled text that reads something to the effect of “this piece is not finished — finish this piece” at which point all people — street artists, fine artists, non-artists — are encouraged to make marks on it, until it’s completely covered and beyond, as a constantly evolving reflection of the city and its culture and thoughts
this is the image im tacking onto the proposal, because
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
(Source: theonion, via itsvondell)
My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swaggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops
since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
and in a single question you have hit on the reason i don’t commonly identify as pansexual
in a single question you have convinced me to identify as pansexual again