AH, THERE YOU ARE AGAIN, STACY CHAMBERS. IT’S ALMOST LIKE I USED MY POWER AS YEARBOOK EDITOR TO PUT YOU ON EVERY OTHER PAGE.
BRIAN, HONEY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
NO, MOM, I’M JUST STUDYING! I MUST HAVE BEEN READING ALOUD!
OKAY, SORRY.
… MY APOLOGIES, STACY. WHERE WERE WE? AH YES, I LOVE YOU. I’VE LOVED YOU SINCE SECOND GRADE.
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