Sin-Tax.

pikajew-:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

I WANNA DO THIS!!

(Source: laissesaigner, via kittenapocalypse)

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

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turnabout:

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

Ha.

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doublemooncrab:

undergrounduno:

catboatventure:

asgardreid:

wadesdeadpoolparty:

syngeist:

Ironpool

OH my sweet jesus

This is simultaneously the worst and best idea ever.

YES let’s give the guy with voices more power.  This would be awesome.

To deny Wade this armor would be like denying him a chimichanga. 

Don’t be the guy who denied Wade the chimichanga.

This reminds me of the time DP was contracted to turn Iron Man back into an alcoholic but couldn’t do it (because he felt bad) so instead he knocked out Stark, put on his armor, and flew around drinking booze so he’d get paid. Bless you Deadpool. Bless.

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emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

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4gifs:

Treadmill preset: Fabulous

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theladysabryn:

threedifferentways:

Soft bat, warm bat, little ball of glee.
Happy bat, sleepy bat, kree, kree, kree.

Squee! 😍

(Source: baturday, via ozyreads)