TONIGHT, ON STORY WAR:
- A mandrake, a zombie, a fairy, and a blob
walk into a barform a cartel and take over the world!
- A nymph freezes a maelstrom, which had previously been specified to be the 2nd circle of hell from Dante’s Inferno, which means hell literally froze over! The Spider Queen uses this opportunity to reunite The Eagles and host a concert, killing everyone in the ensuing riot.
- An ex-werewolf gains limited omnipotence by a wish on Wishing Star gone wrong! Transforming into Mitt Romney and winning the presidency, he wages war on a doppelganger in the Sky Port posing as Mark Hamill.
After that, I left, but holy christ I love this game.